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[Aug. 1st, 2011|09:22 pm] |
I'm bringing three robotic lab assistants back with me when break's over. They're called labRATs and though one of them is trained to perform basic cooking functions, I won't be very amused if anyone -- member of Sigma crew or not -- uses them without my permission or as domestic servants.
Now excuse me while I marathon Buffy the V the ninth season of True Blood and eat fancy cheese. |
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| elf. |
[Jul. 24th, 2011|05:55 pm] |
[FILTERED TO: Lars Heikkinen-Laine.] You should probably just forget about what I said. [FILTERED TO: Noach Lutgens.][In German.]
You're not dead. The battle's done and we kinda won so we sound our victory cheer. Where do we go from here? |
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| zehn. |
[Jul. 20th, 2011|05:21 pm] |
[FILTERED TO: Jacques Dufaux.]Vous feriez mieux d'être en vie, Dufaux. [FILTERED TO: Verica Kadlek and Lani Pinnell.] When this is over one of you needs to stab me in the forehead. |
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| neun. |
[Jul. 19th, 2011|09:48 pm] |
The amount of fucks I give about the supposed help they've sent: 0.
Maybe I'll get a little bit more excited when they actually fucking help us. |
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| acht. |
[Jul. 16th, 2011|11:42 pm] |
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The Obelisks aren't working. It must be Tuesday. |
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| sieben. |
[Jul. 9th, 2011|07:40 pm] |
Questions I am forced to ask: 1) Why am I sober?
2) Am I dying?
3) Why is everyone so loud?
4) Can the sun please set? |
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| sechs. |
[Jul. 3rd, 2011|02:07 pm] |
See, this is why I don't have secrets lol. |
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| fünf. |
[Jun. 29th, 2011|10:04 pm] |
[FILTERED TO: Noach Lutgens.]Lamia's dead. Thoughts? Verica. I know you're harbouring a secret lesbian crush on me, but you need to stop phasing into the bathroom when I'm showering.
Speaking of lesbians On a totally unrelated note, I've never really been sober while watching the feeds. Is that Mexican girl green? |
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| vier. |
[Jun. 27th, 2011|02:49 pm] |
[FILTERED TO: Sigma Crew, Lars Heikkinen-Laine, Sebastian Leventis, and Slam Smith.]I have to detox. Fair warning, I'll probably be a bitch.
Well, more of one than usual. |
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| drei. |
[Jun. 26th, 2011|03:19 pm] |
Who left their crusty sock outside of my door? Gross, Sigma boys. I expected better out of you.
Now I need to go buy a new curling iron because mine went missing. Unrelated incidents, I hope. |
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| zwei. |
[Jun. 21st, 2011|06:10 pm] |
Thoughts of the day: • Harvard boys are so nice I want a polygamous marriage to all of them.
• I miss cheese.
• I think I figured out how to make a real TARDIS.
• It involves dark magic.
• I'm hungry.
• Today I got banned from Dollywood Boston, Chuck E. Cheese, McDonalds (all of them) TGI Friday and a children's museum.
• It's better with the mask on |
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| eins. |
[Jun. 20th, 2011|09:37 am] |
[FILTERED TO: Lars Heikkinen-Laine, Verica Kadlek, Sebastian Leventis, Noach Lutgens and Sam Smith.]Hungover. Stuck in the TV Tropes time vortex. Send help and/or good cheese. So. Who wants to help me with target practice once I get out of bed? |
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